[incensed at Flaming Dragon’s demands]
“Okay Flaming Dragon, friend-zoneface. First, take a big step back… and literally FRIEND-ZONE YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly friend-zoning firestorm upon you! You’re gonna have to call the friend-zoning United Nations and get a friend-zoning binding resolution to keep me from friend-zoning destroying you. I am talking scorched earth, motherfriend-zoner! I will massacre you! I WILL FRIEND-ZONE YOU UP!
[hangs up; to assistant] Find out who that was.