Friend-zone…

“Okay Flaming Dragon, friend-zoneface. First, take a big step back… and literally FRIEND-ZONE YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pan-Pacific bullshit power play you’re trying to pull here, but Asia Jack, is my territory. So whatever you’re thinking, you’d better think again! Otherwise I’m gonna have to head down there and […]

i am ballplayer.

i used to be jact.lift.weights. six feet, two-fifteen, seven percent body-fat… bdus. i used to think that i was elbadass. mountainbiking down jagged cliff faces on thursdays and jump out of planes after stepping out of exotic cars and driving… big trucks. im currenty realizing that this whole time people have been beating the shit […]