SPANKEE IS UP TO IT AGAIN WITH THE LATEST IN PRE-OWNED LUXURY AND EXOTIC SUPERTRUCK SALES AT ROCK-BOTTOM BARGAIN-BASEMENT FIVE-FINGER DISCOUNT DEALER PRICES...
WHAT IF?! EDITOR eL TAKES A STAB AT UNCOVERING
THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF LEGENDARY SUPERCAR CREATOR FERRUCIO LAMBORGHINI
A CUMMINS-POWERED STUMP-PULLER IN DEVIL'S CLOTHING TAKES OVER THE NATION. OUR LUCKY STAFF GETS FIRST DIBS RIDING SHOTGUN AT CRUNKMETAL OFFROAD'S DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND.
cRUNKMETAL oFFROAD’s 8 MONTH RACE TO ENGINEER THE ULTIMATE AMERICAN SUPERTRUCK PRODUCES A VENOMOUS URBAN LEGEND. aUFROD AND TRACT TAKES YOU TO THE BOGG WITH PIT VIPER CREATOR, SETH WITCHHUNTER, ON THE MONSTER'S PREMIER OFFROAD ESCAPADE.
AS PRICES FOR GASOLINE AND DIESEL SOAR TO SKYSCRAPER PROPORTIONS AND GLOBAL WARMING SILENTLY BLANKETS US, INDEPENDENT DEVELOPER AND OFFROAD MAGNATE, WARREN HUMMER AUGMENTS THE ORIGINAL ALTERNATIVE FUEL OFFROAD ADVENTURE.
YOU MAY WANT TO CONSIDER THE SAFETY OF YOUR FAMILY PETS DURING THUNDERSTORMS. DOG HOUSES ARE NOT LIGHTNING-SAFE.
THE cILLco SQUAD VORACIOUSLY MASTICATES THE COMPETITION IN A PINT-SIZE FORMAT FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE...
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